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Me: Savannah, it looks like Swiper the Fox has been here eating our candy canes off the advent calendar.

S: No, I swiped it!!

Thief. No shame. No ability to walk away from candy. She is so my child.

(see the missing number 20? This was at 9:00 this morning.)

Just took this one at 4:00. 4 more missing. She's sneaky too. Oh boy.

Sorry Mom, Dad, and Dave. Looks like there won't be any candy canes left when you get here.